You’ve got a question. I’ve got an answer.
Q. Is Rusty Blazenhoff your real name?
A1. Short answer: Yes.
A2. Longer answer: Yes, I took it in 1995 and made it official in 2015.
Other FAQ:
Q. Is that your real hair?
Q. Oh my gawd, have you seen this?
Q. Mom, where’s my <x>?
Q. Where do you want to go for dinner?