You’ve got a question. I’ve got an answer.

Q. Is Rusty Blazenhoff your real name?

A1. Short answer: Yes.

A2. Longer answer: Yes, I took it in 1995 and made it official in 2015.

Other FAQ:

Q. Is that your real hair?

Q. Oh my gawd, have you seen this?

Q. Mom, where’s my <x>?

Q. Where do you want to go for dinner?