The “Youngest One in Curls,” a tribute to Fluff aficionado Susan Olsen, aka TV’s Cindy Brady
Because Fluff is naked-headed without it
You heard all the fuss about Fluff but did you know that each jar is sent from the factory… BALD?! It’s true! Thankfully, there’s something that can be done to remedy that. Here at Blazenhoff’s Emporium of Fluff Wigs, we know you don’t want to face the shame of displaying a jar of bald Fluff, that’s why we’ve started this special wig-fitting service. We believe in matching the right wig to the right jar of Fluff by hand-selecting the style, length, and color that best fits its personality.
Each Fluff Wig is $25. That includes both neat-o packaging, free shipping and a free “Eat Fluff Chill” vinyl sticker that fits perfectly on a non-coiffed jar of Fluff ($2.50 value)!
— Rusty Blazenhoff, Founder of Blazenhoff Industries LLC
Or, if you prefer, you can send the $25 through the Venmo or Cash app, I’m @blazenhoff and $blazenhoff respectively.
Thank you for covering up your new Fluff-friend with a high-quality wig from Blazenhoff Industries.