So, I got some “fan mail” shortly after I published the last issue of my zine.
Hrm, ok. I’d better respond quickly to that. I certainly don’t mean to offend:
Well, that’s the end of that. What can ya do? “Eat Fuck Kill” isn’t for everyone, I guess. <shrug>
[10 minutes later]
Oh, wait, a response. Oh good, they are offering me a second chance. I’d better read the entire thing. Looks long though.
YIPES. What do I do?! <composes self>
Ok, what else can I do?
I’m SURE that will be the end of THAT.
Oh, wait…they’ve already written back:
A friend made this wise suggestion:
Again, this is the zine issue in question.