This old chestnut? Yes, but with a fresh new twist for 2020! If Calvin were to ever urinate on something, it would be the coronavirus, don’t you think?
FIVE BUCKS** will get you one. Free shipping.
These 3″ tall white vinyl “Calvin Peeing” decals are made for smooth surfaces like your [insert vehicle type here]’s rear window or the shiny pages of your shelter-in-place scrapbook.
I MUST HAVE THIS DECAL, RUSTY. TELL ME HOW:
PayPal me $5 to firstname.lastname@example.org — as “Friends and Family,” if possible
Send $5 to $Blazenhoff
Please note: Whichever way you send that five bucks, I’ll need YOUR mailing address to send the actual decal! Email me at email@example.com with that info.
BUT I WANT TO GIFT IT TO SOMEONE!
Alright. I’m also happy to write a short note if you want to gift a decal to someone you really want to impress. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the details.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE HISTORY OF CALVIN PEEING ON THINGS
**For each decal that is sold, I will donate $1 to the Alameda Food Bank.
They do TERRIFIC work here in my island city!
Wait. One more thing. I hope you and yours are safe, happy, and well!