Take that COVID-19!

This old chestnut? Yes, but with a fresh new twist for 2020! If Calvin were to ever urinate on something, it would be the coronavirus, don’t you think?

FIVE BUCKS** will get you one. Free shipping.

These 3″ tall white vinyl “Calvin Peeing” decals are made for smooth surfaces like your [insert vehicle type here]’s rear window or the shiny pages of your shelter-in-place scrapbook.

I MUST HAVE THIS DECAL, RUSTY. TELL ME HOW:

Venmo me $5

OR

PayPal me $5 to blazenhoff@yahoo.com — as “Friends and Family,” if possible

OR

Send $5 to $Blazenhoff

Please note: Whichever way you send that five bucks, I’ll need YOUR mailing address to send the actual decal! Email me at rusty@blazenhoff.com with that info.

BUT I WANT TO GIFT IT TO SOMEONE!

Alright. I’m also happy to write a short note if you want to gift a decal to someone you really want to impress. Email me at rusty@blazenhoff.com with the details.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE HISTORY OF CALVIN PEEING ON THINGS

Fine.

**For each decal that is sold, I will donate $1 to the Alameda Food Bank. 
They do TERRIFIC work here in my island city!

Wait. One more thing. I hope you and yours are safe, happy, and well!

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